“Werewolves are so this season” Grrrr
“Well, let’s just say – in the men’s / unisex toilet in the media centre – a well known journalist was seen scraping cupcake off her this season Prada top.”
"A massive fight was narrowly avoided when a Deputy Photo Editor spilt gin all over the Photo Editor’s Mac"
A well known photographer was severely chastised by the security for holding an unlit cigarette in the corridor "you aren't allowed to smoke in here"
"Is this place haunted or is that person just really pale?"
Illustration: Kelly Sheppard